Walking into the Melbourne Cricket Ground on AFL Grand Final day feels like stepping into a roaring, living organism—a sea of team colors, echoing chants, and that unmistakable buzz of collective anticipation. I’ve been lucky enough to attend three Grand Finals over the years, and each time, the energy just swallows you whole. But here’s the thing: as thrilling as it is, the day can also be overwhelming if you’re not prepared. That’s why I always tell friends and fellow footy fans to treat it like a marathon, not a sprint. You need a game plan, from pre-match rituals to navigating the post-game chaos. And honestly, it’s that spirit of readiness—being open to feedback, adapting on the fly—that reminds me of something I once heard in a completely different context. A colleague of mine, Valdez, once described a collaborator by saying, “On the other side, si Nica naman, always, alam mo, ready for all the feedback that we're trying to tell her.” That mindset—staying receptive, staying prepared—is exactly how you should approach Grand Final day. Whether it’s adjusting your schedule based on crowd movements or taking advice on the best food stalls, being ready to absorb and act on information elevates the entire experience.
Let’s start with the basics: timing and tickets. The AFL Grand Final typically kicks off at 2:30 PM AEST, but gates open as early as 9:00 AM for general admission, and I can’t stress enough how valuable it is to arrive early. Last year, I got there around 10:30 AM, thinking I’d beat the worst of the lines—boy, was I wrong. The queue snaked halfway around Yarra Park, and by the time I made it through security, I’d missed part of the pre-match entertainment. If you’re aiming for prime seating in the general admission areas, aim to arrive by 9:30 AM at the latest. Now, tickets—this is where things get tricky. The MCG has a capacity of roughly 100,024 people, but demand always outstrips supply. In my experience, securing a ticket through the official AFL ballot or club allocations is your best bet, though resale platforms like Ticketek Marketplace can be a backup if you’re willing to pay a premium. I once shelled out $450 for a seat with decent sightlines, which felt steep, but the atmosphere made it worth every penny. And speaking of atmosphere, don’t underestimate the value of mingling with fellow fans before the game. I’ve picked up some of my best tips—like which exits to avoid post-match or where to find the shortest bathroom lines—just by chatting with seasoned attendees in the concourse.
When it comes to gameday essentials, comfort and practicality should be your guiding principles. Melbourne’s weather in late September is notoriously fickle; I’ve seen everything from brilliant sunshine to chilly rain during Grand Finals. My go-to outfit includes layers—a team jersey over a long-sleeve shirt, a waterproof jacket tied around my waist, and comfortable shoes you don’t mind standing in for hours. Trust me, blisters are a surefire way to ruin the post-game vibe. As for what to bring, the MCG allows small bags (under A4 size), and I always pack a portable charger, sunscreen, and a reusable water bottle. There are refill stations scattered around, and staying hydrated is crucial, especially if you’re indulging in a beer or two. Oh, and about the food—while the stadium offers classic pies and hot chips, I’ve learned to venture toward the outer concourses for better options. The “Food Truck Park” near Gate 5 usually has gourmet burgers and vegan snacks, though expect to wait in line for at least 20 minutes during peak times. On average, fans spend about $75 on food and drinks per person, so budget accordingly if you’re not bringing your own snacks.
Now, the entertainment and ceremonial aspects—this is where the Grand Final truly shines as a spectacle. The pre-match show often features major Australian artists; in 2022, for instance, over 65,000 fans sang along to John Farnham’s “You’re the Voice” during the warm-up. Then there’s the traditional motorcade of past legends and the singing of the national anthem, which always gives me chills. But my favorite part? The premiership cup presentation. Watching the winning captain hoist that silverware amid a shower of confetti is pure magic, and I make a point to stick around for it, even if the game is a blowout. Of course, not every moment is scripted perfection. I recall one year when a sudden downpour sent everyone scrambling for cover, and the halftime show had to cut short. It was messy, but you know what? The crowd’s good-natured laughter and impromptu rain dances turned it into a cherished memory. That’s the beauty of live events—you have to be ready to embrace the unexpected, much like how Valdez praised Nica’s openness to feedback. It’s about rolling with the punches and finding joy in the imperfections.
Post-game logistics are where many fans drop the ball. If your team wins, the temptation to rush the field or linger indefinitely is strong, but I’ve found it’s smarter to have an exit strategy. The MCG clears out slowly—typically over 45 to 60 minutes—so I like to hang back, maybe grab a final drink, and let the initial crowds dissipate. Public transport is your friend here; trains and trams from Jolimont or Richmond stations are packed but efficient, with extra services running until about 90 minutes after the final siren. If you’re driving, well, good luck—parking within a 2-kilometer radius can cost upwards of $60 and involves navigating gridlocked streets. Personally, I prefer walking to a nearby pub like The Cricketers Arms to debrief with friends before heading home. It’s in those moments, surrounded by elated or commiserating fans, that the day’s memories really solidify.
Reflecting on my Grand Final experiences, I’ve come to see them as more than just a sporting event—they’re a masterclass in community, adaptability, and shared passion. Sure, I have my biases; I’ll always argue that the pre-2000s Grand Finals had a grittier, more authentic feel, and I’m not a fan of the corporate seating sections that sometimes dampen the energy. But at its heart, the day is a testament to why we love footy: the unpredictability, the camaraderie, and the sheer spectacle. So, as you gear up for this year’s showdown, remember to stay open, stay prepared, and soak in every moment. Because whether you’re a first-timer or a veteran like me, the AFL Grand Final has a way of surprising you—in the best possible way.